In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
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I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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