South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
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You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
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Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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