I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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