thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
She's the barista slut.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
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painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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