This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
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He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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