Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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