I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
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We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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