He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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