For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
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Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
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You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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