I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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