dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I feel like a drive thru vagina
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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