Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
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I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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