I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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