You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
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Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
i think i just lost a toe
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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