if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
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Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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