why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
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Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
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I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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