Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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