It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
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You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
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IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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