Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
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I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
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Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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