Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
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We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
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Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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