Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
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yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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