wrigley field is MILF paradise
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
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My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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