You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
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Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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