I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
did you just send me my own nude
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I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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