I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
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But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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