look no pants
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
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why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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