Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
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She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
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My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I need water and some morals
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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