i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
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You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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