Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
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Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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