it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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