Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
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I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
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just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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