the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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