Is it normal to miss your booty call?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
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I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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