I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
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And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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