ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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