I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
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The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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