wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
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Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
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If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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