Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
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I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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