Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
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There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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