I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
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obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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