Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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