sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
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beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
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its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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