elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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