i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
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If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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