dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
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Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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