so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
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That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
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Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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