There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
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I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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