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I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
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if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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