5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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