Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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